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Story from John Doyle - London greenbadge
This I hope will make you laugh,cos it still makes me chuggle like a kid every time I think about it.I picked this very lovely posh old lady in kings road ,Chelsea and she was so fragile it took me ten minutes to get her in the taxi with the help of her daughter.Once she was in safe I promised her daughter I would take her to the church round the corner and not to worry about a thing,anyway once the lady was on her own she started telling me the way to go in a very rude manner as if I was her servant,it didn't bother me cos you get used to rude people in our trade plus it was quite funny listening to her go on.
Anyway we pull up outside the church and it takes another ten minutes to get her out of the cab and walk her down the path whilst she is shouting at me telling me to let her walk on her own but she was all over the place so I insisted on holding on to her for her own sake.
When we get to the front door ,It is a modern double glazed door which is hard to open,so with one hand on her and the other on the door I manage to get inside the church only to see another door on the right hand side that takes you further in to the main part of the church.
I look through the door as it it see through and the church is packed to the brim,by now the lady is shouting at the top of her voice telling me to let go of her and to go away.
So I balance her up against the door and walk back to the cab only to hear a loud smash,I think oh no please no and turn round to see the lady has fallen down knocking everything everywhere,then all he people in the church come running out having a go at me because they think I have frog-marched her to the door and thrown her in and just left,can you imagine what it looked like,anyway after another 10 minutes explaining myself they finally believe me and let me go.The old dear was ok bless her sole but I got back in the cab and wet myself.
Cab story from DENNIS FLETCHER-LONDON GREENBADGE. THIS STOREY IS SHORT AND SWEET,I PICKED UP SIR GEOFF HURST AND WHAT A GREAT MAN HE IS,NOT ONLY DID HE WIN US THE WORLD CUP, HE GOT IN MY CAB ,I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN MY HERO ASKED ME WHERE I WANTED TO GO WIMBLEDON OR WATERLOO,I JUST FROZE AND SAID WHAT EVER YOU WANT SIR GEOFF.I PICKED HIM UP FROM THE CONRAD IN CHELSEA HARBOUR AND SHOULD HAVE TOOK HIM TO WATERLOO FROM MY POINT OF VIEW.HE WAS A TOTAL GENT AND A TOP GEEZER. PUZZLER Question A kind person decided to give 12 sweets to each of the girls in their town and 8 sweets to each of the boys. Of the 612 children in their town, only half the girls and three quarters of the boys were allowed to take the sweets. How many sweets did the kind person have to buy. One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to Miss?" he stammered. "Kings Cross," answered the woman. "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at driver?" "Well madam," he answered, "I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare?" "The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seats, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabby asked, "Got anything smaller?"
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